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The clinic of the popular name “PM Clinic” was founded as a place where human value is in fashion, where humanity, lightheartedness, humor, creativity and proactivity are valued, and stupidity, laziness and arrogance are cut at the root.
The Council of the PM Clinic works on a diverse spectrum of diagnoses in its special departments, and each of them aims to cure and remove from the business environment the carriers of the above-mentioned diseases.
We always selflessly share our experiences and knowledge with souls eager for their tribe of good energy and no bullshit approach.
Dr.
Linda
Doctor Linda is the founder of PM clinic. In her medical practice, she gives clear and precise diagnoses, without unnecessary paperwork. When she examines a patient’s words, she prefers them clean, not sugarcoated.
Dr.
Ana
Doctor Ana believes it is normal for people to lose things from time to time. For example, she lost her patience for fools long time ago and now she may lose her foot in somebody’s ass.
Dr.
Zoran
Always typing on his keyboard and grinning. Patients often think there is a hidden meaning to it, but he says it is just an effect of too much caffeine in his tea. He takes bribes in the form of chocolate and then he giggles even more.
Dr.
Veronika
Doctor Veronika has been meticulously studying anatomy and ergonomics. Her focus of interest is the design of surgical equipment that meets the needs of the 21st century working environment.
Dr.
Denis
Doctor Denis can outsmart a puzzle, charm a room, and look sharp doing it. His dedication is inspiring, his intelligence is top-notch, and his likeability is undeniable. But don’t be fooled—Denis has zero tolerance for nonsense.
Dr.
Ante
Doctor Ante is the kind of guy who can calm a storm with just a look. His wisdom runs deep, and he has a radar for nonsense that’s sharper than a hawk’s vision. When Ante speaks, even the most stubborn minds listen.
Dr.
Ivana
Doctor Ivana is a whirlwind of business dedication and a beacon of bright spirit, always ready to nurture those around her with both her kindness and her culinary skills.
Dr.
Igor
Doctor Igor is a fountain of knowledge with a mild demeanor that puts everyone at ease. His wisdom is the kind that makes you stop and think, often over a glass of his expertly crafted liquor.
Dr.
Consilium
Our consilium of doctors always manage to keep things light. „We take our patients seriously, but not ourselves!” Their meetings are a blend of brilliant medical insights and witty banter, making even the toughest business cases feel a bit more manageable.
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A colorful consilium of doctors who, with their mismatched socks and quirky glasses, are always ready to jump into the next operation. They joke that their scalpel skills are as sharp as their wit and their spirit light:
“We have the wisdom of sages, but the excitement of kids in a candy store!”
The song was created by artificial intelligence,
In the land of business woes and strife,
There’s a clinic that brings plans to life.
PM*Clinic, where the doctors reside,
Healing business patients with pride.
Dr. Responsabilis, with a mind so keen,
Crafts plans that are always pristine.
She diagnoses market trends with flair,
And prescribes success with utmost care.
Dr. Persistinium, with a creative twist,
Knows how to make products persist.
She heals brands with campaigns so bright,
Turning business darkness into light.
Dr. Tranquillum, the efficiency king,
Streamlines processes, making them sing.
He fixes bottlenecks with surgical precision,
Ensuring smooth business transition.
But not all patients are easy to treat,
Some are real assholes, tough to beat.
They whine and complain, resist every cure,
Yet the doctors handle them with allure.
With patience and humor, they navigate,
Turning business jerks into something great.
At PM*Clinic, they work with a grin,
Healing businesses from within.
So here’s to the doctors, both wise and witty,
Making the business world less gritty.
At PM*Clinic, they’re the best in the game,
Turning business pain into fame!
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